Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!