Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."