Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Drama queens be like: =- (
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.