A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
why is the tower of Pisa leaning because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital Reload and keep shooting
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
