Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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