Worst Jokes Ever
Violence against women is funny :)
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.