Worst Jokes Ever
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Violence against women is funny :)
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.