Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

Paul Walker.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

Violence against women is funny :)

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.