Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.

Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏

Comedian: WTF bros!

Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

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Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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