Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.