Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL
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