Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.