Worst Jokes Ever
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
My foot itches.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.