Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

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  • What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

    Pizza won't cut itself.

    What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.