Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.