Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.