Worst Jokes Ever
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.