Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.