Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.