Worst Jokes Ever
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Dragginâ.
Dragginâ who?
Dragginâ these balls around yoâ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnât even have a hairline.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.