Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Worst Jokes Ever
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
