Worst Jokes Ever
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.