Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

I'm a rapist.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.