Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Buy KFC or else.