What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
