Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.