Worst Jokes Ever
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What do you call a cute door?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.