Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Therapist: So what brought you here today?

    Wife: He's too literal.

    Therapist: And you, sir?

    Husband: My truck.

    In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

    Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

    I'm gonna jump to my death.

    Don't worry. I won't jump far.

    Just off this chair here...

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

    Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

    Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

    I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

    Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

    The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

    It's the 1940s.

    The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

    The chink gets sook chinged!

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  • Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

    A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

    A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

    A quiet kid brings an MP5.