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A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" “Of course” she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man’s wife says “Thanks, it means a lot”
We should enjoy the present while it’s here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it’s a gift.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: “Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies, “Yes.”
As a Jew was dying, he asked to join the communist party. The representative eagerly ran forward, and the Jew signed up. The he said, " Today, one more communist will die."
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.