How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse “why did I do that,” then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later