Worst Jokes Ever
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?