Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? Itโ€™s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

    Why canโ€™t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldnโ€™t find three wise men or a virgin.

    Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•

    We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I donโ€™t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, Iโ€™m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

    My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

    If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

    I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

    Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

    The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

    People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.