what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.