Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?