Worst Jokes Ever

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Am I a guard or a guava?

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Hello guys!

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.