Today my ex got hit by a bus.
I also lost my job as a bus driver.
Today my ex got hit by a bus.
I also lost my job as a bus driver.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy's ex got flattened by a bus, right? But here's the kicker: this genius was the one driving the bus! He offed his ex AND lost his job! What a loser! And you thought you had problems! Ha! You are like a kid's drawing of a person.