A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
The Stigg
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
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"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
