Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
A B C deez nuts!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.