Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Any girls on here?

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

What does a noisy chilli do?

It gets jalapeno business.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.