Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Therapist: So what brought you here today?

Wife: He's too literal.

Therapist: And you, sir?

Husband: My truck.

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Uder the sheets.

Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.

Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.

SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?

He was airing his blanket.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!