Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.