Worst Jokes Ever
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.