Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Eli is hot.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
