Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Ayo fake guy.
WTF happened?
WTF?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
