Worst Jokes Ever
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
The walking dead.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️