Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.