Worst Jokes Ever
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Imagine.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Moment and I
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Man, that's funny!
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.