What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
F in orphan means family.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
#RIPBOZO
