Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Jokes are not funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Stig
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!