Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Like if you're short.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.