Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Princess Peach is a BUM!
The F in orphans stands for family...
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
