Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I am Paul Walker.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.