Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Dews?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.