What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
