Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Not funny, guys!
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Your mum has balls.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"