Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Ail is gay.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
My name is Giselle.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!