Worst Jokes Ever
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Butt hehe.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!