Worst Jokes Ever
Fuck Roblox!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.