Worst Jokes Ever
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Your mom #69.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)