When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
