Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
May and its gang.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
May.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.