Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
