Worst Jokes Ever
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
"Curry muncher!"
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Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.