Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they’ll steal all the green cards.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.