9/11 jokes
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
He was so close but so far
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.