9/11 jokes

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

9/11.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.