9/11 jokes
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.