9/11 jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
9/11 sale
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.