9/11 jokes
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.