9/11 jokes
I woke up in my bed today.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.