9/11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.