9/11

9/11 jokes

Twin Towers

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

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Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

School Shooter

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

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What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

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You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

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Ummmm 67.

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My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

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I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

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What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

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The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

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What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

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Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.