9/11

9/11 Jokes

Tower

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Plane

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.