9/11

9/11 jokes

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Twin Towers

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

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  • Terrorism

    How do terrorists feed their children?

    "Here comes the aeroplane!"

    "And here comes the second one!"

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  • Twin Towers

    Why was 10 afraid?

    Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

    Twin Towers

    What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

    9/11 jokes

    Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

    Twin Towers

    Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

    It was the bomb.

    Twin Towers

    The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

    Twin Towers

    Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

    Twin Towers

    Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

    When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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  • School Shooter

    When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

    Twin Towers

    Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

    What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

    Twin Towers

    What do planes and offices have in common?

    They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.