9/11

9/11 jokes

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What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

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You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

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Ummmm 67.

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My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

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I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

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What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

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The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

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What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

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Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

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Just do it.

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Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!