Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
America.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
Trump, Must I say more?
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
