9/11 jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Memes
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Ummmm 67.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.