9/11 jokes
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(