9/11 jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*