9/11

9/11 jokes

Microwave

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Memes

Pizza

9/11 jokes
A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Tragedy

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

Memes

Warning

9/11 jokes
A white triangular road sign with a red border is set against a bright blue sky. Inside the triangle, there are two thick black vertical bars, symbolizing the Twin Towers, and a small black airplane flying towards them from the left. Above the sign, in bold white text on a black background, it reads "WARNING". Below the sign, also in bold white text on a black background, it reads "9/11 MEMES APPROACHING".

Community

Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:

Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!