9/11 jokes

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."