9/11 jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.