9/11 jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.