9/11 jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.