9/11 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.