9/11 jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.