9/11 jokes

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I'll rate this a 9/11.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.