9/11 jokes
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.