9/11 jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!