9/11 jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
welp u alr know what it is
SpongeBob did 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.