9/11 jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
welp u alr know what it is
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.