9/11 jokes
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Whatβs my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now itβs a touchy subject.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.