9/11 jokes
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Whatβs my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.