9/11 jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Whatβs my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.