9/11 jokes
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Memes
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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