9/11 jokes
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Memes
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.