My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
