9/11 jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)