9/11 jokes

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!