9/11 jokes

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.