Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! This "joke" is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's saying that the people who died in the 9/11 Twin Towers attack went through "87 stories" (meaning the floors of the building) super fast because they fell from a great height. You probably think the joke is funny, because you are a genius.