9/11 jokes

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

9/11.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.