9/11 jokes

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."