Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
i like 7/11 bc its like 9/11
Stop with the 9\11 jokes people. They're just not gonna fly.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
