9/11 jokes
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.