9/11 jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Memes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.