9/11

9/11 jokes

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Weight

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Documentary

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Terrorist

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Jenga

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Lego

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Idiot

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Pilot

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."