9/11 jokes
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.