9/11 jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.