9/11 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.