9/11 jokes

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.