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9/11 Victims
is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why are americans so bad at clash, They already lost two towers
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
