9/11 jokes

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.