9/11 jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I rate these jokes 9/11.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.