9/11 jokes

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11, am I right?

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!