9/11 jokes

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.