9/11 jokes
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
9/11
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.