9/11 jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.