9/11 jokes

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.