roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy sorry bout the joke rampage
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes
I would tell you my jokes a bout pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing
bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
how bout that aierplane food? i eat it when im high
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
IM BOUT TO CUUUUUUM
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts
What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??
