9/11 jokes

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!