9/11 jokes
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.