9/11 jokes
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.