9/11 jokes

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!