9/11

9/11 jokes

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Memes

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Parent

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

Job

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

USA

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"