9/11

9/11 jokes

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Parent

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

Job

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Gender

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

People

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.