9/11 jokes
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.