9/11 jokes

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!