9/11 jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!