9/11 jokes

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.