The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
