9/11 jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
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What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. ๐งจ
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.