9/11 jokes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
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Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I donβt usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.