9/11 jokes

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.