9/11 jokes

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.