If I like having sex and and get with 15 people are they getting sexified?
Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
