15 jokes
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Erg
perfect stats
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
They had to teach him a lesson
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
Community talk
Dear family, (comso, mal, lilz, and breee)
There is a new addition to the family. He is 15 (16 where he lives). Lilly and Bree, he's going to be your brother, Mal and Cosmo, another grandchild. He's willing to meet you guys, so jst lmk when you want to, ill prolly give him this site. His name is Miku btw. Be happy or else >:)
yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more
how many ogs or 1.5+ year old members are still on