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Teeth

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Child

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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  • Emoji

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    Towel

    Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.

    The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.

    Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.

    After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."

    Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.

    Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"

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  • Nuke

    What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

    The final countdown.

    Memes

    Doctor

    DARK ALERT********

    A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

    DARK ALERT********

    Lightbulb

    How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

    Babysitting

    Dating 101:

    Here's what you do:

    1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

    Sex

    If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

    Right

    I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

    Dad

    My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

    It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

    Technoblade

    Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

    Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

    Fans: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Doctor

    Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

    So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

    Tourist

    How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

    Simple. All in the ashtray.

    Life

    Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.

    Friend: What kind?

    Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.

    Friend: That's not funny..

    Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.

    Friend: I'm calling your mom.

    Me: She knows.

    Friend: What's she doing to help, then?

    Me: She's supposed to help?

    Friend: Have you told your dad?

    Me: I will when he comes back.

    Friend: Where is he?

    Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.

    Friend: ....

    Me: What?

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Why what?

    Friend: Why would you joke like that?

    Me: I was joking..

    Friend: I know.

    Me: Oh. I didn't know.

    Friend:...

    Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...

    Girl

    Whatโ€™s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

    Slicker hair back she looks 15.

    Parrot

    One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

    "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚

    Cowboy

    A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.

    He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, โ€œIf youโ€™re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?โ€ Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, โ€œNah. Go ahead.โ€

    The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.

    The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, โ€œYep, thatโ€™s as far as I got, too...โ€