11 jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.