11 jokes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
i’d rather pick number 2
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.