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I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.