Zoo jokes
RIP Harambe.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.