"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
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My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
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What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
How many potato to feed the elephant
