I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
monky
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
