My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
What's the difference between a southern zoo and northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Beacause the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
my mum told me to take you u at to the zoo and thorw u in the lake but i couldnt find you
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
