Zoo jokes
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
