Zoo jokes
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.
The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”
The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”
The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”
So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.
The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”
The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
