Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Zoo Jokes
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
