Yours jokes

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"