Yours jokes

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so hot!

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your hairline goes back to China.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!