Yours jokes
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...