Yours jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your mom!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!