Yours jokes
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Memes
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your mom.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.