Yours jokes
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your mom.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.